Monday morning, no storm warning, hop into the boat, we bring our water stuff and beer, jump a wave or two and then, waterbomb some fishermen, raise up the pirate flag, hit'em where it hurts! Eat crustaceans, greet some Haitians, overrun an oil rig, it's really big, and now it's ours! We got our own country now! Who cares about the dow?! We're printing our own money, we got everything we need!
And I don't have a job, I just drink beer and play guitar, so don't get mad if I don't care if you don't like my songs - I don't have a job
Next day, Tuesday, think I wanna snooze day, but Alex and Joey have a better idea - camcorder living large, batteries are fully charged, time to make a movie, so we call up all our friends - fake blood, costumes, naked butts, and air balloons, Santa Claus, Gumby, we shoot it downtown - Twinkledoon'll edit it, fix a drink and soon forget, Yagermeister, Yagermeister, Yagermeister, Yeah!
I don't have a job, I just drink beer and play guitar, so don't get mad if I don't care if you don't like my songs - I don't have a job
Wednesday, can't slip, hump day road trip, pile into our cars and go investigate the world - misdemeanors on the run, fireworks and bubblegum, we don't need an interstate, it's back roads all the way - look for future spouses, cool abandoned houses, eat a picnic, climb a tree, feed some ducks!
Always travel randomly, never know what we might see, buy a map to figure out just where the hell we are
And I don't have a job, I just drink beer and play guitar, so don't get mad if I don't care if you don't like my songs - cause I don't have a job - I'm one hundred proof, and my old roof can withstand these hurricane blows, any rain and thunder that I'm under's only gonna wet my clothes, I dance and smile, and all the while, watch my garden as she grows, hell yeah, I don't have a job